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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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