{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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